Weapons of the Munchkin God
Do these really need an explination?
- Weapon of the Munchkin God
Antistoneskin, Anything, Intelligent, Invisible, Lightweight, Spectral, Unbreakable Weapon of Adaptation; Balance; Breathing; Charming; Clairaudience; Clairvoyance; Concealed Wizardry; Deceiving; Defending; Deflecting; Detect Good and Evil, Gems, Magic, Metal, Shifting Walls and Rooms, and Slopes; Detection; Disruption; Draining; Enchantment; ESP; Extinguishing; Extra Damage; Find Secret Doors and Traps; Finding; Flame; Flaming; Flying; Forgetfulness; Healing; Hiding; Holding; Illumination; Illusion; Levitation; Lighting; Proficiency; Returning; See Invisible; Silence; Silencing; Slaying; Slicing; Slowing; Specialization; Speed; Speeding; Telekinesis; Telepathy; Teleportation; Translating; Venom; Watching; Wishing; X-Ray Vision with Hilt of Conjuring +5 (+5 vs. Bugs, Constructs, Dragonkind, Enchanted monsters, Giantkind, Lycanthropes, Planar Beings, Regenerating monsters, Reptiles and dinosaurs, Spell-Immune monsters, Spellcasters, Undead, Water-breathing monsters, Weapon-using monsters)
Int: 17 (Speech and Telepathy)
Read languages, maps, and magical writings
If wielded by a non-munchkin it will become an Agoraphobic, Bloodfearer, Brittleblade, Claustrophobic, Narcissistic, Shivering, Uncharged Weapon of Surrender.
- Sword of the Munchkin God
Dragon, Genie, Giant, Monster, and Undead Slayer; Defender, Everstriking; Fiend, Foe, and Troll’s Bane; Flame Tongue; Flaming; Foefinder; Frost Brand; Gemsword; Heart and Soul Seeker; Holy Avenger and Revenger; Luck Blade; Vampiric Regeneration; Vorpal; Warbringer; Sword of Abhorrence of Shape Changers; Charm Person; Cleaving; Cold; Dancing; Dragon, Efreeti, and Giant Slaying; Light; Luck; the Planes; Quickness; Sharpness; Wishes; Wounding +5 (+5 vs. Bugs, Constructs, Dragonkind, Enchanted monsters, Giantkind, Lycanthropes, Planar Beings, Regenerating monsters, Reptiles and dinosaurs, Spell-Immune monsters, Spellcasters, Undead, Water-breathing monsters, Weapon-using monsters)
(Add all the abilities of the Weapon of the Munchkin God.)