"Wow, I can't believe they are really having a
parade for today.This is quite a special
occasion,Oh happy day "said Doctor
Catsburgers receptionist as she carried the cooler
full of ice to the curb and set it down behind the
police line tape.

The sun sat high in the sky as Johnny
Hollywood worked frantically on the parade car
to get it right for the big parade Bertha painted
up the colorful banners to go on the trailer and
all the kids helped,after all it was "THE DAY
THE LAST JOB IN AMERICA WENT TO
AN ILLEGAL ALIEN PARADE" The people
danced in the streets and the birds sang but the
illegal aliens couldn't even go to the parade
because they had to work that day but all of the
American People were there present and
accounted for.

Box Car Jesus,Doctor Catsburger,Johnny
Hollywood and his stripping
caseworker ,Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha
and the rest sold hotdogs soda pop and
fireworks from the "DAY THE LAST JOB IN
AMERICA WENT TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN
PARADE Stand"

"its like a painting by that old dead guy showing
how life is here so beautiful"Said Johnny
Hollywoods stripping caseworker

Box Car Jesus,Doctor Catsburger,Johnny
Hollywood and his stripping
caseworker ,Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha
and the rest all discussed whether or not they
could go over the border to Canada and get
some health coverage since the last job was
taken in the United States by illegal aliens and
welfare for the Americans don't cover going to a
doctor for human beings just vetenarians who
have only practiced on camels way back in their
country,not people and most of the Doctors in
the United States were not from the United
States although thier education was here in the
United States paid for by the people of the
United States.

"Since the illegals they just swarm over the
border in droves into the United States maybe
we could just go over the border to a doctor up
in Canada and get something for this headache
that never goes away" ASKED THE CAT BOX
CHRIST.

Box Car Jesus,Doctor Catsburger,Johnny
Hollywood and his stripping
caseworker ,Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha
and the rest all discussed whether or not they
could get a job in the United States if they left
and came back pretending to be from some
other country.

"What if they find out we are really American's
and won't hire us here in the United States
because of it?" they asked arguing the point back
and forth.

"It seems the system is set up against the
Americans having any kind of a job" said
Berthas Mother as she joined the unemployed
task force.

"Maybe our government just does not want us
to work,they just want us to not work?"
Questioned Box Car Jesus.

"Yeah, we give billions of dollars to all kinds of
countries nobody ever heard of, maybe they
want to just give us money instead of us having
to work them jobs that is why they made it so
we can not have a job, but every illegal alien that
don't belong in this country has a job that I
can't get and they get a welfare check too,they
have a nice car and a nice place to live,what's that
censorshit about?" asked Johnny Hollywoods
caseworker as she removed her shirt to get a tan
from the light of the television.

"Wow, we are just lucky to be able to celebrate
this day together "The day the last job in the
United States went to an illegal alien" said Box
Car Jesus as he drank his beersch.

The dinner bell rang.

Box car Jesus,Doctor Catsburger,Johnny
Hollywood,Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha all
planned to go to another country to become
citizens so they could come back to the united
states and get a job.
Doctor Catsburger,Johnny Hollywood,Seizure
Chords and Sweet Bertha all ate the soup and
pretended the burnt part that was stuck to the
bottom was meat.

"Meat? the burnt part from the bottom where
the great cook forgot to stir the dogdoo?" asked
the critic that musta been raised up in a better
trailer park.

"Since this was the day the very last job in the
United States has been taken by an illegal alien
what makes you think being from another
country will get You a job here in the states?
asked the crackwhore as she cleaned her crackpipe
with vinegar

"It was my caseworkers ideal" said box car Jesus

"Don't You fret my little crackwhore as soon as
we are illegals we will get a job for shure they
will just simply let one of the pesky American
citizens "go" as it were no worries" Johnny
Hollywood said as he finished up his resume.

After vittles Doctor Catsburger,Johnny
Hollywood,Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha all
rode the stage coach into town to find a job but
had no luck because this is the day that the very
last job in the United States was taken by an
illegal alien from another country.

"What will we do when all the dogdoo soup
runs out?" they asked each other.

"Maybe we should go stand guard at the border
to make shure that the illegal aliens with all of
the jobs in America don't leave with all of the
United States Currency" said Box Car Jesus.

"What good would that do?" asked Johnny
Hollywoods award winning landscaper.

An ode to R.A.SALVATORE at what was at the time the imminent arrival of The Lone Drow.

I can sense it now
An approach of everdark grace
Alone & lonesome, & a liitle like me
But much more able
That i could ever claim to be

Purple-wrath in twin-flame
Now that all choices have strayed
Now that all meaning has wained
Now that all hope has betrayed
Delivering less than sense, to dark-elves & me

And now you`re as close as my shadow
Stretching its cast
Stretching to meet me, pre-ceremony
Promising unbridled fury & ferocity
A wild refrain, an unspoken & private soliloquy

Contained by elven-intent
Demanding re-balance & red-vent.

i have none
cant show
where is the root

of the link that shows
the bottom

the damned and the dear
clustered together
bound by the freedom

want some of the strange need
i love to offer
to share and shame

fly beneath the eyes of fear
blood-curdled
factored

unheard and turned unreal
far from me and yoy

in that embrace
we call the curse of love.